Stuff i dont need but really should have
one green brogue, one brown one
one blue suede lace up, one yellow one.
Black cap toe
Chalk, blue and brown loafers.
Thats eight pairs already. Plus the white tennis shoes (2 pairs), Desert boots (3 pairs), Red wings (2 pairs), Boat shoes (2 pairs), Running Shoes (1 pair ) , Tennis shoes (1 pair) thats 19 pairs of shoes.We’ll just round it up to 20 then.
So I’ve budgeted for 20 pairs of shoes. Clearly this is well outside the acceptable limit for men.
And wearing brightly colored shoes is quite simple really.
Ignore what they’re actually wearing, its crazy fashion nonsense but color wise, thats exactly how its done man.
Meathead
Just been presented with an unusual proposition. A friend of mine has asked if I wanted to work “as part of the security” for the local reggae festival. His father works for a firm that provides security for such events and claims to have escorted the likes of Michael Jackson and Bon Jovi.
This time, it seems, the celebrity will be Bob Marley’s wife, Rita.
If you’ve ever met this person’s dad, you’ll see that this is quite a suitable vocation for him.
Anyway this is clearly the perfect way to kop free entry into said Reggae festival. Hopefully, i will get to confiscate some bags of weed from dodgy jamaicans.
Oil Money
Abu Dhabi hosts worlds first DAY AND NIGHT F1 Race?
Are they trying to outdo us or what.
In Love With Malta
The whole place is beautiful. She reminds me of 13 (Olivia Wilde) who is technically an Italian princess.
I want to wake up everyday knowing I can just step outside and take a thousand awesome photographs.
Jeremy Bentham
Natural Rights is “simple nonsense”; Natural and Imprescriptible Rights is “nonsense upon stilts”
“This is Nonsense on Stilts” is so going to end up on the next guys essay whether he deserves it or not.
Damn Right Dwight Award.
At TP’s behest, i tried The Daily Scoop today.
Firstly i must say that “its abit more like a sorbet” is a wholly inaccurate description of their product, TP.
Secondly, yea, its pretty damn good.
Thirdly, DAMN thats a PROPER ICE CREAM CONE. I can’t believe how many ice cream parlours have the cheek to serve me thin or even uncrunchy ice cream cones. Full marks for delivering a complete ice cream experience Daily Scoop people.
I am pleased to present them with my coveted DWIGHT award
That is all.
Neil Gaiman Queue
We got our 4 tickets for the Neil Gaiman talk on Nov 1st.
Had to queue outside the Arts House for an hour. We passed the time assessing the queue in front of us and amusing the nearby 1st year FASS student to whom we assured we “bore no ill will”.
Luke went around counting people which was creepy and hilarious. And she rather astutely predicted “Your friend Ethan isnt coming back”. Ethan had abandoned his post to get us drinks and ended up hanging out with Slow in an audio shop.
So thats two tickets lost, sorry readers.
And the queue was something like 10% sullen romantics, 30% comic book geeks, 30% girls with guitars who were probably fans of Delirium.
