Ethan says its raining over there at the Niagra Falls.

I say Bukit Timah worse.

Power Rangers really needed Daft Punk

You will love this

I always take these long breaks

I haven’t taken photos in FIVE MONTHS.

five month breaks. No wonder i don’t accomplish anything.

I crossed a thousand posts this week.

ANDREW BIRD IS COMING

andrew bird is coming. All his songs sound the same but so what. amazing.

Stuff i dont need but really should have

one green brogue, one brown one

one blue suede lace up, one yellow one.

Black cap toe

Chalk, blue and brown loafers.

Thats eight pairs already. Plus the white tennis shoes (2 pairs), Desert boots (3 pairs), Red wings (2 pairs), Boat shoes (2 pairs), Running Shoes (1 pair ) , Tennis shoes (1 pair) thats 19 pairs of shoes.We’ll just round it up to 20 then.

So I’ve budgeted for 20 pairs of shoes. Clearly this is well outside the acceptable limit for men.

And wearing brightly colored shoes is quite simple really.

 

Ignore what they’re actually wearing, its crazy fashion nonsense but color wise, thats exactly how its done man.

 

Brushing his teeth, look, WTF!

 

Meathead

Just been presented with an unusual proposition. A friend of mine has asked if I wanted to work “as part of the security” for the local reggae festival.  His father works for a firm that provides security for such events and claims to have escorted the likes of Michael Jackson and Bon Jovi.

This time, it seems, the celebrity will be Bob Marley’s wife, Rita.

If you’ve ever met this person’s dad, you’ll see that this is quite a suitable vocation for him.

Anyway this is clearly the perfect way to kop free entry into said Reggae festival. Hopefully, i will get to confiscate some bags of weed from dodgy jamaicans.

YW is Eric Cartman

 

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