My Brother and I have developed slight Jean / Boot obsession.

The boots are a no go but dahym those are mighty fine jeans.

I’ll be back with a slew of posts in two weeks. If you’re back in town, we’ll meet soon enough. Hang tight. Adios.

Megan Fox is a Man

Kach and I were discussing the interesting possibility that Megan Fox is a man. Imagine for a moment that this were true. The news would reveberate around the world and so damage the psyche of 50% of the global male population that cracks in society would begin to show. (Case in point: Ali’s totally coincidental post.)

Yes, the woman you have been ogling at, Gentlemen, is a man.

I went around camp making my case today.

Look at her hands, shes definately a Man.

OMFG, you’re right.

Look I have photos

ENOUGH

At least one 2LT declared that he would take urgent leave if this was corroborated.

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We also put sleeping pills in a Tic Tac box today. It nearly worked and it was hilarious

Don’t let the guy take more than 2 tho. Not sure how safe that is.

I’m attending a Cross Country Event today. Brings back fond memories of not going for Cross Country Events

Might be true.

Someone told me: “If you’re observing a room full of people and you can’t find the most unpopular or anti social person, you’re probably it.”

Made me laugh.

People giving their dogs instructions by pointing at things have got it all wrong.

A dog will merely stare (in the cutest possible way) at your finger.

We’re the only animals to have invented pointing, i think.

I am here, doggedly avoiding work and the swine pandemic.  Meanwhile, the internet is awash with hilarious comments about the coming flu apocalypse which really goes to show that teenagers, the lonely and the unemployed are decidedly upbeat despite everything. Best quote re this subject would have to be this tweet : “Pandemic? I prefer thincrustdemic.”

Its not particularly funny but if i were stuck in a cabin buried under fifty feet of snow, i would be making cannibalism jokes too. And someone will actually laugh at them. I think you know who you are.