I crossed a thousand posts this week.

andrew bird is coming. All his songs sound the same but so what. amazing.

one green brogue, one brown one

one blue suede lace up, one yellow one.

Black cap toe

Chalk, blue and brown loafers.

Thats eight pairs already. Plus the white tennis shoes (2 pairs), Desert boots (3 pairs), Red wings (2 pairs), Boat shoes (2 pairs), Running Shoes (1 pair ) , Tennis shoes (1 pair) thats 19 pairs of shoes.We’ll just round it up to 20 then.

So I’ve budgeted for 20 pairs of shoes. Clearly this is well outside the acceptable limit for men.

And wearing brightly colored shoes is quite simple really.

Ignore what they’re actually wearing, its crazy fashion nonsense but color wise, thats exactly how its done man.

Just been presented with an unusual proposition. A friend of mine has asked if I wanted to work “as part of the security” for the local reggae festival.  His father works for a firm that provides security for such events and claims to have escorted the likes of Michael Jackson and Bon Jovi.

This time, it seems, the celebrity will be Bob Marley’s wife, Rita.

If you’ve ever met this person’s dad, you’ll see that this is quite a suitable vocation for him.

Anyway this is clearly the perfect way to kop free entry into said Reggae festival. Hopefully, i will get to confiscate some bags of weed from dodgy jamaicans.

Also:

Abu Dhabi hosts worlds first DAY AND NIGHT F1 Race?

Are they trying to outdo us or what.

The whole place is beautiful. She reminds me of 13 (Olivia Wilde) who is technically an Italian princess.

I want to wake up everyday knowing I can just step outside and take a thousand awesome photographs.

Natural Rights is “simple nonsense”; Natural and Imprescriptible Rights is “nonsense upon stilts”

“This is Nonsense on Stilts” is so going to end up on the next guys essay whether he deserves it or not.